Sat 4 Oct 2008
I’ve said it before and I will say it again “Where there is a hot girl, there is a guy sick of banging her” and therein lies the answer to why MMO games, like WarHammer, are so popular and addictive. I will go out on a limb here and say definitively, no guys who regularly pick up women are playing, or will play this game.
I don’t know the demographics for this game, but I bet the 34-99 age level is the most prevelant and that’s because the odds of becoming a level 30 Orc are better than banging a piece of ’strange’. Face it, if your playing, or are considering playing WarHammer you’re married, or a dickbag who couldn’t get a girl with a fist full of fifties in Amsterdam.
I played Ashron’s Call back in the day, but since haven’t picked up on any of these other games and it’s not because I am not interested. I just realize if I start playing Warhammer Online my hand will hurt so bad from clicking all over the place I won’t be able to jerkoff and trust me there is nothing left after you get into this game.
Let the South Park episode on World of War Craft be a lesson to all of you, leave this game to the 12-17 demo, but if you’ve already resigned yourself to a life without any sex, then see you on the battlefield.
