Too Broke To Laugh

Actor Ricardo Montalban, star of the hit TV series “Fantasy Island,” died Wednesday in Los Angeles, a family spokesman said. Montalban, 88, was in deteriorating health over the past several days but “died peacefully” at 6:30 a.m. at his home, son-in-law Gilbert Smith said.

He understood “it was his time,” Smith said. The cause of death was not given.
Source: CNN News

Another Legend leaves us. An important part of my childhood has died today. I dare you to find two more prominent characters of television and movies than Mr. Roarke and Khan. You can’t because they don’t exist!

Khan was by far the best villain of all the Star Trek movies and shows, period, end of discussion. Mr. Roarke was the pinnacle of 80’s television, an icon, infamous, far and away a character who will never be forgotten for how cool he was and the last man to pull off an all white suit.

Roarke’s best friend was a midget and you don’t get more bad ass than that. Roarke would give you your fantasy, sit back while your world crumbled around you and then tell you how much of an asshat you were for wanting that fantasy.

I solute you Ricardo Montalban for in life you kicked major balls.

P.S. I know for a fact Montalban tapped Marsha Brady like a beer keg in a frat house.

Louie from the television show Taxi is one of my all time favorite characters. Happy 64th Birthday Louie De Palma Danny Devito!

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Taxi Cast Members:

Danny DeVito .............. Louie De Palma
Judd Hirsch ............... Alex Rieger
Tony Danza ................ Tony Banta
Marilu Henner ............. Elaine Nardo
Christopher Lloyd ......... Reverend Jim
Andy Kaufman .............. Latka Gravas
Jeff Conaway .............. Bobby Wheeler
Carol Kane ................ Simka Gravas

I couldn't forget the object of Louie's affection Elaine Nardo. 



* Those nipples were like hollow point bullets blasting through any material.

Winner of the Morally Broke Loser of the Day for November 5th, 2008 is (drumroll please), Elizabeth Hasselbeck. If Barack Obama didn’t think his support foundation could possibly be any stronger, well guess again, because Elizabeth ‘Token Ditz’ Hasselbeck has thrown her support behind the newly elected President.

I will jump in that line and support our president because that is what as an American I believe we should do…
Elizabeth Hasselbeck on the View November 5th, 2008

Elizabeth Hasselbeck and the show she appears on The View should be categorized as a form of torture by the Central Intelligence Agency. A federal order should be decreed baring Hasselbeck from ever speaking Obama’s name, let alone jumping in to support him after she spent months on that vomit inducing show attacking him.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck gained her fame by being the hot chick on the Australian Outback Survivor tv show and somehow Satan himself has found a way to keep her obnoxious person in my face. I have spared you the brain numbing, excruciating punishment of having to watch the entire clip, so just move to the 2:00 mark and listen to Elizabeth dig into Obama.

The winner for November 4th, 2008 is Oprah! Congratulation to President-Elect Barack Obama on his historic victory and to Oprah Winfrey for once again proving how utterly clueless she is about her own shortcomings.

For Oprah to make light of addiction when she herself has spent an entire lifetime battling the urge for Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, it certifies her as our Morally Broke Loser of the Day. Listen for yourself at the 1:20 mark and you’ll here Ms. Winfrey comment to breast cancer survivor Robin Roberts of ABC news about how  happy she was even to have the vote of a ‘drug addict‘. As if the ‘drug addict’ vote wasn’t as special as the almighty Oprah’s. Oh no! Oprah’s vote should have counted at least 277 times, or her last recorded weight.

Thirty Seven women in a detox program voting for possibly the first time in their lives, a triumphant moment for them, belittled by Oprah on national television. The reason ABC wasn’t able to immediately find Oprah was due to her canvassing the area for hot dog and fried dough vendors and when she found out none were available, well.