Seven-year-old killed by stray bullet in River Ridge

RIVER RIDGE, La – A seven-year-old girl was killed when a stray bullet pierced the apartment walls and struck the girl in the neck, while she slept, according to police.

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office is investigating an early morning shooting Sunday in River Ridge, which left the girl dead in her own home. It happened at an apartment complex along Jefferson Highway, near South Upland Avenue.

“This child was lying in the living room on an air mattress, with a cousin, and it wasn’t until the child began crying, that alerted the mother and the other child,” said Col. John Fortunato of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. “That’s when she discovered her daughter had a gunshot wound in her neck.”

Source: Associated Press


 

Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office

 

I hope God has a good reason for snatching away this little girls life. It seems unfair, but if it’s Gods plan then so be it. Right?

It is my understanding religious people would counter by saying God didn’t inflict the harm, another human did and that is correct, but why then does God get credit when ‘good’ things happen to people and not when ‘bad’ things happen?

Christian Response to Adversity

You pray more fervently for God to give you direction and strength, and for Him to be involved in resolving your situation. You depend on your family and other Christians to help. You seek counsel from wiser and more experienced people around you. And you act with principle and ethics, and you don’t try to steel, cheat or lie your way out of the situation. If you respond to your adversity in some way similar to this, then the situation and your response to it will serve to bring your closer to God, deepen your character, and make you a stronger person. In addition, we have God’s promise that he will work out this difficulty for you in some way that turns to good.

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It appears the parents of this girl who was murdered should turn to God, friends, family, etc. to learn from this tragedy and grow stronger from it. This girl received the short end of the stick, an innocent victim and now a lesson from God. I’m sure this will give her family lots of comfort.

My hope is Steven Seagal seeks and destroys the culprits of this henious crime because Mr. Seagal is in fact a law enforcement agent for Jefferson Parish. Oh Yes! You heard me right. Who are you going to turn to when God sets you an unpleasant set back?

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Steven Seagal Lawman – Steven Seagal has never sought publicity for his work with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. However, over a span of almost two decades, he has regularly gone out on patrol and worked major cases. The series will allow fans to ride shotgun with Seagal as he and his hand-selected elite team of deputies respond to crimes-in-progress. Then, when Seagal goes off-duty, the cameras will continue following him as he pursues his many ventures – including musical performances and philanthropic efforts – in Jefferson Parish and New Orleans.

Eddie Mekka aka Big Ragoo - ThenEddie Mekka aka Big Ragoo - Now

Time has not been kind to the Big Ragoo. This is what happens when you spend your entire TV career trying to bang Shirley Feeney instead of going for the easy score with Laverne DeFazio.

I choose to remember the Big Ragoo, not as a disheveled drunk with food in his mustache, but as a ladies man and all around dancing version of Don Corleone.


That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests.

Swearing is a common response to pain, but no previous research has connected the uttering of an expletive to the actual physical experience of pain.

“Swearing has been around for centuries and is an almost universal human linguistic phenomenon,” said Richard Stephens of Keele University in England and one of the authors of the new study. “It taps into emotional brain centers and appears to arise in the right brain, whereas most language production occurs in the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain.”

Stephens and his fellow Keele researchers John Atkins and Andrew Kingston sought to test how swearing would affect an individual’s tolerance to pain.

Because swearing often has an exaggerating effect that can overstate the severity of pain, the team thought that swearing would lessen a person’s tolerance.

As it turned out, the opposite seems to be true.

The researchers enlisted 64 undergraduate volunteers and had them submerge their hand in a tub of ice water for as long as possible while repeating a swear word of their choice.

The experiment was then repeated with the volunteer repeating a more common word that they would use to describe a table.

Contrary to what the researcher expected, the volunteers kept their hands submerged longer while repeating the swear word.

Source: LiveScience


People think I swear a lot. Usually I tell them to fuck off, but it doesn’t explain why I curse like my Grandmother after missing the lottery numbers for the hundredth straight time. Now I know why. I am in agony.

Oh Shit It Fucking Hurts

The pain I feel can only be measured by the number of swear words which exist on this blog and by last count was around 52,345. From this day forward I am going to swear even more.

Next time I get a speeding ticket I am going to be like ‘Thanks a Fucking Lot You Asshole Son of A Bitch Piece of Fucking Ass Manure’ and if I get arrested will cite this awesome study as helping me lower the pain I experienced for getting an expensive ticket.

Damn I am smart as shit and now I feel much better.

Watch this clip of my favorite show of all time ‘Deadwood’ and if you want to feel glorious try repeating all the dialogue. I probably should let you know from my own experience this is definitely ‘NSFW’ with the volume turned up. Oh well, fuck it!

Will Ferrell is funny without even trying. I watched this last night and it killed me.

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