Thu 12 Nov 2009
Vagina Extended Warranty Available
Posted by obliv1on under current affairs , humor , sexNo Comments
New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’
Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a “shocking” lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.
Research published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology also questions the very notion of aesthetically pleasing genitals.
Labioplasty, as it is known, costs about £3,000 privately and is offered for a variety of reasons: some women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner.
Source: BBC News
What in the world is going on? Labioplasty? I get the breast implants, because nothing is uglier than pancake, or shriveled egg boobs, but the vagina is perfect. Woman take note, it’s not the big labia which resemble Dumbo ears we hate, it’s all the other variables that fuck up the vagina.
Here is a real man’s guide to vagina offenses and none of them include your meaty labia.
The Smell – The vagina should smell like cotton candy at all times. If you want to know how a vagina should smell visit your local high end strip joint, give the girl a 20 and take a whiff. Remember, everyone loves eating Cotton candy.
The Hair – I like all vagina styles. The only style which isn’t acceptable is the gypsy moth, or the spider nest.
Ladies, keep your vagina manicured like the shrubs of a fine estate. As you can see from the image below, it’s not the style, its the presentation. Now go forth and landscape.
That’s it! Simple. Most men don’t give a shit what the vagina smells, or looks like, or who it is attached to. The next time you are worried about the size of your beef curtains just remember somewhere in the world a guy is mounting a lama because it has a pussy. Just say no to the ‘Designer Vagina’.
I would so fuck this lama.
