Too Broke To Laugh

Any chance there isn’t a severed head in the fridge?

I hate clowns! Anyone who dresses up as a clown is immediately suspect in my book. No normal man and they are always men, would dress up as a clown and have legitimate good intentions. I knew a girl who developed a phobia to clowns based on a bad experience she had as a child and though I don’t know the details I am sure it was sexual in nature.

It is surprising to me that one of the most visible corporations in America, McDonalds, is represented by a clown because let’s face it, clowns are freaky. One of the most notorious serial killers in all the world,  John Wayne Gacy was a clown, actually performed at parties and made enough to make a living. Seriously, would you ever allow this man into your house to perform for your kids?

I make no apologies, I hate clowns and I always will, they are just plain freaky.