Too Broke To Laugh

If you’ve spent any time on this blog you know how much I hate clowns. Clowns are fucking evil, freaky, up to no good weirdos, who hide behind makeup concealing their tortured soul.

With that being said, this Ronald McDonald is the most hysterical, pot smoking, fat Chinese looking, burger eating clown I’ve ever seen.

This is exactly how Ronald McDonald should look, not some pencil thin freak clown with an Afro and a smile which masks a sinister grin.

Listen up McDonald’s, if you want to sell more burgers have one of the fat Ronald clowns at every restaurant and people will line up in droves just to eat an apple pie and take a picture with him. Fat and Chinese is an irresistible combination. Go ahead and try not to love this little kid.

If I’m dating this girl I’m getting naked except for one of these condoms, then I’ll run around the room screaming like a baboon until she passes out.

There is literally no chance this girl wasn’t accosted in the rectum with a pickle by her Uncle.

Never let it be written, or spoken I have no culture, for today I am supporting the arts, but I stand by my original position.

All clowns are up to no good!

“Fast Food Mafia” by Andrew Shirey

5% = Probability this clown has pants on.
10% = Probability anyone ever saw that little girl again.
100% = Probability I don’t trust anyone dressed like a clown.