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EVANSVILLE, Ind. – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, speaking at anti-abortion group’s dinner, criticized President Barack Obama for supporting abortion rights and challenged the idea that unplanned pregnancies are a nuisance that can be solved by abortion.

Palin said the challenges she faced during her pregnancy with her son Trig, who was born with Down syndrome, gave her an opportunity to live out her anti-abortion beliefs. She said she prayed often during her pregnancy, especially after tests revealed that her son would be born with the condition.

“The moment he was born, I knew that moment my prayers had been answered,” Palin said. “Trig is a miracle. He is the best thing that ever happened to me and I want other women to have that opportunity.”

She challenged the notion that children must be born perfect and that unplanned pregnancies are inconvenient and can be ended by abortion. “I know for sure my son is perfect just as he is, made in the image of God,” she said.
Source: Fox News Channel

This is not your usual STOP sign. The Wisconsin chapter of the Right To Life group (Palin spoke at the Evansville, Ind. chapter) has launched the ‘STOP FOCA’ campaign which is aimed at preventing President Obama’s piece of legislation titled ‘Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA)’ from passing. The Right To Life group hides under the auspices of concern for the health of women in their fight against FOCA, but if you visit their site you will see it is a religious agenda which attacks Stem Cell Research and Assisted Euthanasia as well as abortion rights.

There is no other political candidate on the U.S. landscape who scares me more than Sarah Palin. Palin will run for President in the 2012 election and I will go on record stating if she wins, I will leave the United States.

Sarah Palin is a certifiable loon, uninformed and unable to speak intelligently, or with any degree of authority on so many political issues, yet she will receive votes en mass by other loons who share her religious ideology. Palin demonstrates her drive, her mission, her duty to not only spread the word of God, but to subject all of us to her beliefs.

He is the best thing that ever happened to me and I want other women to have that opportunity.

Women of America I hope you are paying attention. Sarah Palin wants you to have the same opportunity she had which was to not have an opportunity to decide for yourself on an abortion (it is against her religion so she had no choice). Tell me if I am wrong, but women still have the opportunity to go through with the birth should they choose, or has abortion become mandatory?

I would like to express my thoughts to Sarah Palin regarding her speech at the anti-abortion dinner. Fuck off Sarah! No one gives a shit that you want other women to experience what you did! Thank your own God for providing you with a disabled baby, not anything like the perfect deity known as God, or the Lord and savior Jesus Christ, or anyone else on this planet who is not mentally handicapped and burdened for life with a horrendous condition.

The little girl pictured below is one of countless children sitting in mental hospitals waiting to be adopted. Why aren’t the Right To Life crusaders rushing to adopt these children into loving religious homes? The reason is because they are all full of shit and only care about infringing their fundamentalist, fanatical religious doctrine on you and when the mental and financial burden is to much to care for a severely handicapped child you are demonized as an unfit mother and your child is considered a strain on the taxpayers.

How selfish is Sarah Palin to acknowledge the birth of her mentally handicapped son as a ‘Miracle’. If you asked any mentally handicapped individual whether their disability was a ‘Miracle’ or a ‘Disaster’ what do you think their response would be? How the hell is it miraculous to be born with any handicap? Your child is not perfect and no one would wish any disability on their own baby, let alone call it a ‘Miracle’. Quack!

If Sarah Palin, God forbid (pun intended) were to be elected President, do you think it’s possible to perform a reverse exorcism and drive God out of her?

Make no mistake about it, John McCain is an America Hero. Regardless of whether you are Republican or Democrat, Independant, or supporting Ralph Nader (yes all four of you), McCain is an undeniable symbol of American patriotism at its finest.

With that said, I am voting for Obama and it isn’t because I believe my stake in life will be any better off with Obama than McCain, but rather because I feel like this is a true global economy and the rest of the globe wants Obama to win. What does this mean exactly? It simply means that Obama is a handshake to the rest of the world and McCain is the middle finger.

If McCain had chose Mitt Romney, I might very well have voted McCain because I believe America would be better off with a VP who was part of the privatized sector, one that has experience running an actual business, rather than a lady who winks a lot and gets along at the soccer field.

Let’s face facts, many Americans will be voting for Obama because we want the rest of the world to stop thinking of us as dickbags who wear cowboy hats, but more like refined, educated collegiate types that drink wine. Obama will win because we want the world to like us and with McCain in office they won’t and it’s as simple as that.

McCain took a risk and tried to counter the unprecedented candidacy of the first African American president with our first soccer mom, Mayor/MILF, but after all the winking is done, we need substance and an Obama/Biden ticket provides that. I for one can’t wait until the Sarah Palin porno comes out, but hey that’s just me.

Seriously, am I supposed to vote for McCain and hope some intern doesn’t blow him to death resulting in President Palin? There is no way I can vote for a person who speaks in tongues because that is just batshit crazy and there is no way I can vote for a person who defines being ‘raped’ as less than an ideal situation. The only analogy I can draw is that time I provided a meal to a starving woman, but that meal consisted of peanut butter spread inside my ass cheeks. Yeah its less than ideal, but its still food!