Too Broke To Laugh

Make no mistake about it, John McCain is an America Hero. Regardless of whether you are Republican or Democrat, Independant, or supporting Ralph Nader (yes all four of you), McCain is an undeniable symbol of American patriotism at its finest.

With that said, I am voting for Obama and it isn’t because I believe my stake in life will be any better off with Obama than McCain, but rather because I feel like this is a true global economy and the rest of the globe wants Obama to win. What does this mean exactly? It simply means that Obama is a handshake to the rest of the world and McCain is the middle finger.

If McCain had chose Mitt Romney, I might very well have voted McCain because I believe America would be better off with a VP who was part of the privatized sector, one that has experience running an actual business, rather than a lady who winks a lot and gets along at the soccer field.

Let’s face facts, many Americans will be voting for Obama because we want the rest of the world to stop thinking of us as dickbags who wear cowboy hats, but more like refined, educated collegiate types that drink wine. Obama will win because we want the world to like us and with McCain in office they won’t and it’s as simple as that.

McCain took a risk and tried to counter the unprecedented candidacy of the first African American president with our first soccer mom, Mayor/MILF, but after all the winking is done, we need substance and an Obama/Biden ticket provides that. I for one can’t wait until the Sarah Palin porno comes out, but hey that’s just me.