Sat 21 Nov 2009
What did those girls see? Thoughts please.
I’m guessing a match pair of pocket watches engraved with the initials of their Coach.
Fri 20 Nov 2009
Motivation Concealed Behind Zipper
Posted by obliv1on under current affairs , fetish , humorNo Comments
California Man Allegedly Paid Teen $31 to Spit in His Face
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — A California man was arrested after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.
Ventura County authorities say the 39-year-old resident of Thousand Oaks, whose name wasn’t released, has made a habit of recruiting boys on MySpace to yell profanities at him, slap him and spit at him.
The teens are male students at Westlake High School, investigators said. The man was booked on a misdemeanor child annoyance charge, then released from Ventura County Jail on a promise to appear in court.
Authorities say several teens also accused the man of offering them money to urinate and defecate on him.
His motive wasn’t clear.
Source: Venture County Star
His motive wasn’t clear? His motive wasn’t clear. Perhaps it was a science experiment, or a socio-economic experiment to determine the depths individuals will descend for money.
This is a tough one. What motivates men to do anything? Let me think.
Thu 12 Nov 2009
Vagina Extended Warranty Available
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New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’
Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a “shocking” lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.
Research published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology also questions the very notion of aesthetically pleasing genitals.
Labioplasty, as it is known, costs about £3,000 privately and is offered for a variety of reasons: some women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner.
Source: BBC News
What in the world is going on? Labioplasty? I get the breast implants, because nothing is uglier than pancake, or shriveled egg boobs, but the vagina is perfect. Woman take note, it’s not the big labia which resemble Dumbo ears we hate, it’s all the other variables that fuck up the vagina.
Here is a real man’s guide to vagina offenses and none of them include your meaty labia.
The Smell – The vagina should smell like cotton candy at all times. If you want to know how a vagina should smell visit your local high end strip joint, give the girl a 20 and take a whiff. Remember, everyone loves eating Cotton candy.
The Hair – I like all vagina styles. The only style which isn’t acceptable is the gypsy moth, or the spider nest.
Ladies, keep your vagina manicured like the shrubs of a fine estate. As you can see from the image below, it’s not the style, its the presentation. Now go forth and landscape.
That’s it! Simple. Most men don’t give a shit what the vagina smells, or looks like, or who it is attached to. The next time you are worried about the size of your beef curtains just remember somewhere in the world a guy is mounting a lama because it has a pussy. Just say no to the ‘Designer Vagina’.
I would so fuck this lama.
Thu 5 Nov 2009
Best part about being an animal is you can stop at anytime, regardless of what is going on and fuck.
Can you imagine how cool it would be if you were out with your girl, or guy (whatever) and in the middle of appetizers just began fucking like it was no big deal.
Next Halloween I’m dressing up like an armadillo and fucking the first woman dressed like a cat I see.
