Too Broke To Laugh

Mon 8 Feb 2010

Flomax Hires New Spokesman

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I salute you Sir, for your belt buckle is so stellar, I barely noticed you pissed yourself.

Fri 27 Nov 2009

Wrinkled Clothes Satans Work

Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron

METHUEN, Mass.—A Massachusetts woman who recently separated from her husband, had her hours at work cut, and moved into an apartment, says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that “life is going to be good.”

Mary Jo Coady first noticed the image on Sunday when she walked into her daughter’s room.

The brownish residue on the bottom of the iron looks like the face of a man with long hair.

The 44-year-old Coady, who was raised Catholic, and her two college-age daughters agree that the image looks like Jesus and is proof that “he’s listening.”

Coady tells The Eagle-Tribune she hopes her story will inspire others during the holidays. She says she plans to keep the iron in a closet and buy a new one.
Source: Eagle Tribune

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My side hurts!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice one Mary Jo Coady, you are some kind of kidder. You are kidding right? Oh boy.

Tue 24 Nov 2009

Sweatpants Are Your Enemy

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The Holiday’s are upon us and life is about to get very busy for everyone. Ladies, let me remind you as you may be tempted to take a day off from pleasing your man during these busy days, but don’t do it.

You women may see a bimbo standing at a Pizza shop looking like a dime store hooker, but I see an incredibly bright young lady who realizes there is no such thing as a day off in the war to keep other women away from stealing your man.

Don’t let the Holiday’s keep you from being focused, otherwise this might happen to you.

If she didn’t want to lose her boyfriend to her hot sorority sister friend, she should have come with her ‘A’ game at all times and dumped the sweats. Trust me, show owns sweats.

Sat 21 Nov 2009