Too Broke To Laugh

The Holiday’s are upon us and life is about to get very busy for everyone. Ladies, let me remind you as you may be tempted to take a day off from pleasing your man during these busy days, but don’t do it.

You women may see a bimbo standing at a Pizza shop looking like a dime store hooker, but I see an incredibly bright young lady who realizes there is no such thing as a day off in the war to keep other women away from stealing your man.

Don’t let the Holiday’s keep you from being focused, otherwise this might happen to you.

If she didn’t want to lose her boyfriend to her hot sorority sister friend, she should have come with her ‘A’ game at all times and dumped the sweats. Trust me, show owns sweats.

What did those girls see? Thoughts please.

I’m guessing a match pair of pocket watches engraved with the initials of their Coach.

What does the Coors Light can and nipples have in common?

First person to answer correctly in the comments section wins a totally spectacular TooBrokeToLaugh t-shirt.

I know I am smarter than most people, but it is obvious what happened here. The fine girls of the Twin Peaks establishment were being harrassed by local motorcycle gangs as seen in the photos below, so the cops stepped in to save them. Instead of being hailed as ‘Hero’s’ they are reprimanded. BULLSHIT!

What the fuck has happened to our country when local law enforcement agents can’t help scantily clad women defend themselves with AR 15’s and hollow point bullets.

Look how frightened the girls look. It’s a good thing the cops showed up when they did.