Thu 4 Jun 2009
People don’t change, they just grow older. If you were a dickhead in high school, you are most certainly a dickhead now. I really don’t like people. Here is a list actions I despise in no particular order:
- Person who parks there car across two spots even if the car is a piece of shit
- Person who takes a turn at incredibly slow speeds as if they were driving a fucking Winnebago
- Person who stands in a store aisle and makes no attempt to move out of the way to let you go by
- Person who walks past you at work and never once says ‘Hello’ as if they are conserving oxygen
- Fat person at the gym who is on an ab machine. Who the fuck are they kidding?
- Host of a party who does not drink alcohol leaving you high and dry literally.
- Person who takes a full shopping cart of crap through a self-checkout line.
- Anyone who wears one of those ear phone receivers. Fuck you!
- People who pray for your salvation. Worry about yourself jackhole.
- France and everyone who lives there.
I feel like Michael Douglas at least one time a day every single day. I might have a problem.
