Thu 30 Oct 2008
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I am certain French novelist Alphonse Karr knew of the innate abilities of an obese chick to thwart the attempts of men from viewing, fondling, groping, or genuinely taking advantage of a hot girl. The latest victim, or should I say victims were a group of students in Hungary who witnessed their German teacher in a rare game of strip tease. This didn’t take place at the teacher’s home, or even the broom closet, but rather in the damn auditorium during a pep rally or something.
All the parents are pissed, well at least the mothers are and they want the teacher fired from the school located in Zalaegerszeg, western Hungary. At the moment cooler heads, or should I say the Headmaster’s trouser head prevailed and the sultry, slinky school teacher is keeping her ‘position’ at the school.
I was forced to give the German teacher a warning, but I will not dismiss her because she is a valuable teacher for our institution. Headmaster Sandor Rozman
The ‘warning’ I am most certain entailed Mr. Rozman dishing out a good spanking in his office, but whatever, she is still the teacher and boys all around Hungary are rejoicing today like Augustus Gloop after falling in the chocolate river.
The real travesty is this stripper, I mean teacher, wasn’t allowed to finish her dance of seduction for all the young men and curious females, before Mrs. Ballbricker intervened around the 1:57 mark and put an end to the show. I for one am sick and tired of heavy chicks ruining a good time for everyone, wearing purple all over the place and genuinely out to rid the world of spontaneous moments of hot, crazy women. As of today I am asking each of you to join me in a new bumper sticker campaign against the intolerance of mammoth broads against good times.
Thank you for your support!
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