Too Broke To Laugh

Quagmire:

1. Land with a soft muddy surface.
2. A difficult or precarious situation; a predicament.

I’ve always been a fan of animated series because I felt it allowed the creators to do even more than with live action people. Shows like the Flintstones,  Scooby-Do (minus that little shit dog Scrappy), Underdog with that Sweet Polly Purebred, Yogi Bear with Boo-Boo, Starblazers, Tom and Jerry, Transformers, of the course Simpson’s, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama and Family Guy to name a few.

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One commonality amongst all the animated series was a side character who stole the show everytime he, or she appeared and for Family Guy that character is Glenn Quagmire. If you’ve not seen Family Guy, you’ve probably been kidnapped and frantically trying to Twitter someone, but instead you found my site. Sorry, I’m not Twitter enabled, but the Quagmire video will kill you (no pun intended).

Quagmire is always inappropriate, has a hysterical laugh (giggity-giggity) and absolutely no moral code. I hung out with a guy just like that when I was younger, would do anything to get laid, from impersonating a Doctor, to pretending to be his brother when the lights where out and banging the girlfriend. Yeah, that happened and while it was funny to me, not so much for the brother, or the girlfriend.

For some reason whenever I watch Quagmire, I think of Larry Dallas from Three’s Company, another great ladies man.

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