Sat 22 Nov 2008
Former porn star ‘Crystal Gunns’ has been out of the industry for five years now and wants a normal job, but some people are trying to prevent her from doing this. The new job Louisa C. Tuck aka ‘Crystal Gunns’ holds is as lunch lady and school monitor in the New Jersey educational system. The fact Ms. Tuck was at one point involved in porn is enough for certain parents and board members in Vineland, N.J. to call for her dismissal. Unfortunately for those who would condemn Ms. Tuck, what she did isn’t illegal and it wasn’t on school time.
We have no real legal stance or legal right to do anything for two reasons — one, it’s not illegal, and two, it’s not on school time.
Superintendent Charles Ottinger
I’m going out on a limb and calling this like I see it. There are two possible scenarios at work regarding the ‘parents’ who want Louisa C. Tuck fired from her job.
- Fat housewives who are jealous of Ms. Tuck and hate the fact their husbands stare at her huge cannons at the playground.
- Overly religious people who believe porn is a sin, want people involved in porn to stop such activity, but when they do it’s not enough, so the religious freaks want them fired anyhow.
Once again we have the fat and the religious raining down on the parade of everyone close enough to feel the vengeance consuming their own bitter lives.
I guarantee there isn’t one boy where Crystal works bringing lunch to school.
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November 25th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Dude, you make some good points, my nigger definitely has a problem with religion. Dude, work it out; talk it out. In the name of God, get some help.
November 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Thanks for the comments Prayer Buddy. I don’t have a problem with religion, I have a problem with the people who practice it for their own selfish gain. I call it like I see it my brother.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:55 am
[...] When will parents learn you don’t give picture taking cell phones to cheerleaders! If you daughter is in the science club, or the law club, or the math club then go ahead and give them a camera phone because they might just take a cute picture of a puppy. Give your cheerleading, good times, wanting to fit in, impress all the boys daughter a camera cell phone and you get explicit photos of their jail bait splashing all over school. [...]