Wed 28 Jan 2009
What the fuck is this? This is neither fun, nor funny and I can’t begin to understand why a rubber duck needs balls and a pecker.
I’ve heard rumors Bert and Ernie were gay, but I refused to believe it. Now I’m not so sure and I’m bullshit thinking how I might have been duped all these years by those sexual deviants at PBS. This is not the first time PBS has pulled shit like this, so I shouldn’t be surprised.
I can’t even watch the show anymore without picturing Ernie taking it up his puppet ass.
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