From this point forward you will notice what I have noticed for years and things will never be the same. Fat chicks love purple. This is fact and next time you head out into public you will find no truer words have ever been spoken.

I’ve theorized on this from purple is the only color readily available enough to actually allow giant clothing to be made, or fat chicks think purple makes them look thin and finally they appeal to a little known Grimace fetish of certain men.

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Look, I don’t know why this is, but its undeniable that large women love the color purple and it crosses all known demographics, race, ethnicity and sexual orientation. I am asking all of you to post a comment detailing when and where you first discovered this little known truth about fat chicks and purple. Be careful, be smart and be safe, large women are dangerous and can crush you with little effort.

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