Wed 19 Nov 2008
Chicks dig pirates except when that pirate is black and carrying a bazooka ready to blow up your ship. Pirates based out of Somalia are getting more press lately after a coconut balls sized hijacking of an oil tanker and I for one say good job mate. Fuck these shipping companies, fuck the oil companies, fuck fishing boats, fuck rich French dickbags and any other greedy assholes sailing their big ships right past the starving children in Somalia because the Pirates are grabbing a piece of the booty.
One mother echoed the sentiment of many in the tiny villages of Somalia ravaged by war and no authoritative government when she spoke about how the Pirates have provided when no one else has.
Regardless of how the money is coming in, legally or illegally, I can say it has started a life in our town…Our children are not worrying about food now, and they go to school in the morning and play soccer in the afternoon. They are happy.
Shamso Moalim, a 36-year-old mother of five in Haradhere
Since the pirates started hijacking ships and receiving ransom from companies who own the vessels, towns have been thriving with Pirate pimps driving around in luxury cars, opening restaurants and people are even EATING. If I lived in Somalia the pirate life would be the only life for me. What other choice do you have? Everyday I live a free life as an American, but not one day goes by where some jerkoff doesn’t try and fuck me for my money. Pirates are businessmen with grenade launchers which is no different to me than the pirates on wall street armed with pens.
Word is the pirates treat the hostages well by giving them Western style food like spaghetti, lamb chops and other awesome food, so these are smart ass pirates who know dead hostages are bad for business. Unlike the financial sector meltdown which cost people their jobs, their savings, their homes and sometimes their lives, the pirates just want you to hang out for a while and drink champagne until they are paid by the very assholes who steal from us with their pens. Arghhh!
* The only pirate you want no part of is an angry pirate.
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