The title is a bit sensational, but I don’t remember ‘Franklin’, or ‘Dora the Explorer’ talking about semen. The New Zoo Revue was a show I watched as a child and enjoyed it for one reason, Emmy Jo. Other than Emmy Jo all the animals, Freddy the Frog, Henrietta the Hippo and Professor Owl were just plain annoying and I hated Doug.

The character Emmy Jo was played by Emily Peden and Doug was played by Doug Momary, the two eventually married in what can only describe as a lengthy abduction. Let’s face facts, Doug was the biggest doofus ever to appear on television, yet managed to snag Emmy Jo, so he must have been packing a mule in his pants.

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As you can see from the image above Mr. Dingle is hell bent on getting himself a piece of Emmy Jo and the fact millions of children were watching the show is no consequence to that old bastard. In case you need more proof as to Mr. Dingle’s intentions towards Emmy Jo, the character is played by none other than Chuck Woolery! That’s right, Chuck Woolery, of the Love Connection show, owner of one fine timepiece and fists load of money. Mr. Dingle my ass, more like Mr. Blingle, just sizing up poor Emmy Jo for his stable of hotties.

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I was naive, young and impressionable, just the type of viewer the New Zoo Revue had in mind when they planted their seed (no pun intended, or is it) of fornication, beastiality and short skirts into my head. The New Zoo Revue discussed love making with detail, graphic detail and scared Emmy Jo so greatly she refused to come on set for this segment. Watch the old man in the clip, look at his eyes as he utters the world ‘Sperm’ and turns his revolting glance towards the prancing Hippo, who is unaware of the danger she is in. Soon Doug is engaging in an elaborate dance with the Frog, bodies gyrating, pelvises pulsating and bodies drenched in sweat. Watch at your own risk!

The folks from the National Education Association, or NEA and PBS, or Public Broadcast Service, were trying to education children which is fine, but deep down they wanted to turn the New Zoo Revue into something sinister and pornographic. For shame PBS, for shame!

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