State legislative aide wanted to wear panda costume, have sex with boy, cops say

A former legislative aide to now-retired Sen. Hal Mowery, R-Camp Hill, is accused of sexually propositioning a 15-year-old Harrisburg boy through Internet chats, including discussions about dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, state Attorney General Tom Corbett announced today.

Alan David Berlin, 40, most recently a legislative aide to state Sen. Jane Clare Orie, R-Allegheny, used the Internet screen name, “alan_panda_bear,” to chat with the boy in April and May, Corbett said. At one point during the chats, Berlin proposed traveling to the boy’s home and having sex with him in the backyard while his parents were sleeping, Corbett said.

Source: Patriot News
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In a case of art imitating life there really is a ‘Sexual Harassment Panda‘ and he’s looking for your son on the internet. I don’t know what to say. Alan Berlin has huge balls thinking he’d get away with a scheme like this one.

Is there a worse thought in the world than looking out into your backyard and seeing a giant panda bear screwing your son in the ass? Let me think for a secon….No!

I don’t like to judge a book by its cover but Mr. Berlin, or as I affectionately call him Mr. ‘Bear’lin looks like a wanna be panda suit wearing freak. I’m laying 1-2 odds Mr. ‘Bear’lin never got laid by anything walking with less than four legs.

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