Wed 10 Dec 2008
Oprah is mad at herself for ballooning up to 200 pounds. Her stupid magazine, the one she insists on putting her ego-maniacal face on the cover every month, features her former short lived thinner self and the current more natural fat self. Much like a little child would pout and say they were mad at themselves for eating to many M&M’s, Oprah too is upset because REI will be designing her Presidential inauguration dress.
I had a dress on the vision board, but I’m not sure that’s gonna fit,” Winfrey said. “So I have to work on something else.
What the fuck is a vision board and how big did that son of a bitch need to be in order to show the dress Oprah chose?
It wasn’t to long ago Oprah was belittling a group of woman from a local addiction center who were voting in the 2008 election, but now instead of accepting the heat from so many woman who look up to Oprah and would feel cheated by Oprah, she beat them to the punch and absorbed all the anger onto herself in yet another stunning act of selfishness.
Mark my words Oprah will be shopping another piece of crap diet to sell to the masses of women who don’t have nearly the resources available Oprah enjoys in an attempt to emulate the woman they admire. Oprah will let them down again, but as long as they purchase another book, diet program, video, or magazine subscription she will continue to inflate her giant ego to match her already enormous ass.
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