People don’t change, they just grow older. If you were a dickhead in high school, you are most certainly a dickhead now. I really don’t like people.  Here is a list actions I despise in no particular order:

  • Person who parks there car across two spots even if the car is a piece of shit
  • Person who takes a turn at incredibly slow speeds as if they were driving a fucking Winnebago
  • Person who stands in a store aisle and makes no attempt to move out of the way to let you go by
  • Person who walks past you at work and never once says ‘Hello’ as if they are conserving oxygen
  • Fat person at the gym who is on an ab machine. Who the fuck are they kidding?
  • Host of a party who does not drink alcohol leaving you high and dry literally.
  • Person who takes a full shopping cart of crap through a self-checkout line.
  • Anyone who wears one of those ear phone receivers. Fuck you!
  • People who pray for your salvation. Worry about yourself jackhole.
  • France and everyone who lives there.

I feel like Michael Douglas at least one time a day every single day. I might have a problem.

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