I’m thankful for being born in American where even the most dilapidated trailer, or ghetto high rise is a palace compared to this place. I’m going to sit on my porch tonight with a drink and cigar, look up into the sky and personally thank the flying spaghetti monster for my good fortune.

infested filthy trash hovel home third world country

family living disgusting conditions unsanitary vile gross house

trash littered road poor country

If one of my wishes comes true this woman would be magically transported to this hell hole covered in turkey and gravy. My other wish is for my penis to shrink so I don’t have to buy custom made pants. Damn you genetics!

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