A Chicago underpass stain resembling the Virgin Mary has been defaced by graffiti of a devil face.

The stain, under the Kennedy Expressway in Chicago, was tarnished by the demonic purple scrawl sometime within the last two weeks, police told the Chicago Tribune.

The graffiti is a face with horns, a sinister fanged smile and “666.”

Catholics first noticed the yellow and white “Virgin Mary” stain in 2005, flocking to the site to leave flowers and candles and to pray.

“We believe it’s a miracle,” said Elbia Tello, 42, of Chicago, told The Associated Press in 2005. “We have faith, and we can see her face.”
Source: Associated Press

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People love the word miracle. When I hear the word miracle I automatically assume it was due to Divine intervention. For instance when I was younger I thought ‘Miracle Whip’ was made at the monastery one street up from my house.

The word miracle was thrown around a ton when Sullenberger safely piloted flight 1549 into the Hudson. There are a ton of movies with the title ‘Miracle’ in them. Films such as Disney’s ‘Miracle’ about the Olympic Hockey squad who beat the Russian’s and vaulted Al Michaels’ into sports broadcaster infamy.

The other day I took a huge shit, no kidding, the thing was clearly half out of the water and when it went down without incident I muttered ‘Damn, that was a miracle’. The question I want answered is whether a miracle requires the presence of a Divine spirit, or can it just be an awesome event as was the case when the Buffalo hoof emerged from my arse and went down the toilet without need for a plunger.

Elbia Tello is clearly deranged because how else can you explain a person who believes a digusting stain on an underpass is a ‘miracle’ because it resembles the Virgin Mary? The problem with miracles is, anyone can state something is one, even a filthy hobo lady who was probably urinating, or defecating on the retched floor of the underpass when she happened to look up and think a giant water stain was the Virgin Mary.

If you ask me it looks like a huge vagina, but that’s just me. It wouldn’t be the first time I saw a vagina when others didn’t.

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