David Felinton, 5-foot-9 and 233 pounds is the Mayor of Huntington, West Virginia, or as I like to call it ‘Fat Ass USA’ as declared by the Center for Disease Control. Good Lord! When the CDC declares your town the ‘lard butt capital of the world‘ you know it’s time to put an end to the Hot Dog Festival. Mayor Felinton doesn’t feel the urgency the CDC, nor every health organization in the entire damn country does when asked about the obesity problem in his city.

It doesn’t come up….We’ve got a lot of economic challenges here in Huntington. That’s usually the focus.

Oh I see, it doesn’t come up. It’s like standing before of a group of people with your fly down. People aren’t going to say anything to your face, but maybe if you checked in the mirror before you left you’d notice your trouser mule is staring at everyone. Apparently in Huntington people have no teeth, smoke like crazy, eat hot dogs as if they were grapes, have heart attacks around 30 and according to the CDC nearly half of adults living there are obese.
 

I understand the economy sucks and buying fast food is cheaper due to dollar menus and stuff, but people have to be responsible for shoving that crap down their gullet. Mayor Felinton realizes it is a big problem, but instead of turning the Hot Dog Festival into, oh I don’t know, a fucking Salad Bonanza, he just sits back like there is nothing anyone can do and blames the economy. Personally I think Mayor Felinton needs to set a good example and shed about a hundred pounds, or otherwise he runs the risk of his latest opponent winning this coming election.

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