Wed 9 Sep 2009
A group of speeding drivers in Phoenix have been ticketed using photo radar dozens of times but refuse to pay the fines. One motorist whom police have identified as Dave Vontesmar wears a monkey or giraffe mask to avoid having to pay tickets given to drivers captured on photo radar while they’re speeding.
Vontesmar is a flight attendant, and authorities say he’s racked up about 90 unpaid photo enforcement tickets within the past year. “He just has a blatant disregard for public safety,” Lt. Steve Harrison told the station. Officers have recently slapped Vontesmar with dozens more tickets and have even followed him.
“During our surveillance, our officers observed him putting on and taking off a mask as he went through each of the four photo enforcement zones,” Harrison said. Police estimate there are between 100 and 600 drivers with 15 or more photo camera citations.
Source: Fox News
Dave Vontesmar is a genius. The world has known geniuses before, Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, Leonardo DaVinci, Kirk Cameron (ahem!), Stephen Hawking and now Dave Vontesmar.
From this day forward I am going to wear a mask, so no matter what I do, I won’t be responsible. Pure genius! Tomorrow I am going to show up for work wearing my mask and randomly kick people in the ass, all the while laughing hysterically.
Even if people say ‘I know it’s you man, so stop kicking me in the ass’ I will respond with another swift kick in the ass then hastily retreat to my desk where I will promptly remove the mask and resume my day. In all seriousness, the implications for this are far reaching and I’m sure my ass kicking ploy is just the surface of all the wildly awesome things I can do with no repercussion.
Sweet life indeed.
Just to show how much I am into the mask idea I’ve included a snippet of a ‘V for Vendetta’ since it stars Natalie Portman (stoink) and a dude wearing a mask.
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