A controversial new doll is leaving some parents wishing for the good old Cabbage Patch days.

A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young “mothers” wear as they pretend to breast-feed their “babies.” The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.

The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it “feeds.”

Like many other dolls, Bebe Gloton can cry, signaling she wants more milk.

Although many health care providers promote the benefits of breast-feeding, parents around the world have criticized Berjuan, saying the idea of breast-feeding is too grown-up for young children — and may even promote early pregnancy.

Source: Fox News

Bebe Nipple Bandit

Wait, what?

The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples

I was going to post a picture of the halter top, but I am way to uncomfortable and this coming from a guy who finds ‘Two Girls and a Cup‘ perfectly acceptable. If you want to see the halter top picture, you sick monster, then click here, otherwise continue on.

Breast feeding is natural, I get it, but so is oral sex, anal sex and golden showers, but I won’t condone a ‘Bebe Fetish’ doll, then I won’t condone a ‘Bebe Gloton’ doll. Girls are just going to have to learn about breast feeding the old fashion way, in the back of a some dudes car.

Drive-In Feel Up

When I was younger I had a bunch of G.I. Joe action figures (fucks dolls), Star Wars shit, but never something which showed me how to use my soon to be enormous pant mule. As I reminisce on my days as a young boy maybe a doll is exactly what I needed to help me reach my full potential.

Son, here is the new Betsy Good Times doll, she has nice firm breasts and a sweet vagina, so since you want kids some day best start practicing now. Good luck!

I never received a Betsy Good Times doll, just like I hope young girls around the world won’t receive a Bebe Gloton doll. It’s not because I don’t have love for breast feeding, it’s just because I don’t want to ruin the natural order of things which provides teenage boys first dibs on teenage girl nips.

Since we are on the subject of dolls, I’m using all the money I make from this blog to buy me a real doll, so click away on the Google ads and make my dream a reality!

Current Cash tally: $24.69
Real Doll: $6,500.00

P.S. I’m not fucking kidding!

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