Let me start off by saying I think sluts are great. Just like wolves are a necessary part of natures ecosystem, sluts too help maintain the delicate balance of human life.  This is a man’s world, I don’t think even the most die-hard feminist bull dyke would argue that point, so its imperative a small faction of women cater to the male ego, namely sluts. Men invent, engineer and construct virtually every known object whether it be a vaccine, or skyscraper, but without the confidence in yourself to achieve such greatness, it wouldn’t happen.

Throughout time sluts have helped men feel more like men, masculine, vibrant, energized and capable of taking on the world. This is more of a statement about men in general not women, but sluts provide the confidence boost we need in order to ascend to a higher level of greatness. Take a look at your average high school senior guy and I will guarantee those who have been treated to the kindness of a slut at least once are far more likely to have a better self-image. This is fact, women don’t like to hear it, but all women really should be a slut for their man every now and again because it plays to his primal, biological need to be King.

Even with all the positive things sluts bring to society, the one I am not on board with is the seemingly vice like grip on Halloween. Nowadays every female walking into a Halloween party is dressed like a slut, but without the benefits to society. Oh the men can look and the women can bring out their inner slut without actually feeling like a slut, but it’s doing no one any good.

This Halloween ladies, if you really want to contribute to society, possibly help shape a man who might someday cure cancer, or elephantitis of the nuts, then save the slut costume for your husband, boyfriend, or even the awkward paperboy and go to the party in something more traditional like a ghost. Trust me on this, be a slut for your man once in a while, just not a phony ass one on Halloween.

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