Mon 13 Jul 2009
That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests.
Swearing is a common response to pain, but no previous research has connected the uttering of an expletive to the actual physical experience of pain.
“Swearing has been around for centuries and is an almost universal human linguistic phenomenon,” said Richard Stephens of Keele University in England and one of the authors of the new study. “It taps into emotional brain centers and appears to arise in the right brain, whereas most language production occurs in the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain.”
Stephens and his fellow Keele researchers John Atkins and Andrew Kingston sought to test how swearing would affect an individual’s tolerance to pain.
Because swearing often has an exaggerating effect that can overstate the severity of pain, the team thought that swearing would lessen a person’s tolerance.
As it turned out, the opposite seems to be true.
The researchers enlisted 64 undergraduate volunteers and had them submerge their hand in a tub of ice water for as long as possible while repeating a swear word of their choice.
The experiment was then repeated with the volunteer repeating a more common word that they would use to describe a table.
Contrary to what the researcher expected, the volunteers kept their hands submerged longer while repeating the swear word.
Source: LiveScience
People think I swear a lot. Usually I tell them to fuck off, but it doesn’t explain why I curse like my Grandmother after missing the lottery numbers for the hundredth straight time. Now I know why. I am in agony.

The pain I feel can only be measured by the number of swear words which exist on this blog and by last count was around 52,345. From this day forward I am going to swear even more.
Next time I get a speeding ticket I am going to be like ‘Thanks a Fucking Lot You Asshole Son of A Bitch Piece of Fucking Ass Manure’ and if I get arrested will cite this awesome study as helping me lower the pain I experienced for getting an expensive ticket.
Damn I am smart as shit and now I feel much better.
Watch this clip of my favorite show of all time ‘Deadwood’ and if you want to feel glorious try repeating all the dialogue. I probably should let you know from my own experience this is definitely ‘NSFW’ with the volume turned up. Oh well, fuck it!
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