Too Broke To Laugh

Seriously, am I supposed to vote for McCain and hope some intern doesn’t blow him to death resulting in President Palin? There is no way I can vote for a person who speaks in tongues because that is just batshit crazy and there is no way I can vote for a person who defines being ‘raped’ as less than an ideal situation. The only analogy I can draw is that time I provided a meal to a starving woman, but that meal consisted of peanut butter spread inside my ass cheeks. Yeah its less than ideal, but its still food!