Surprise, Surprise, another person, Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, MN. is not accepting responsibility for her actions following a recent bang session with Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, MN during the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers game with the Iowa Hawkeyes. Lois released the inner slut and took a ride on Ross’ mule train in a public bathroom stall, but now Ms. Feldman believes she was the victim of a crime.

I would never ever do that…My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday…Everybody thinks something got put in my drink.

Well it is obvious to me anyone who attends church every Sunday is incapable of lascivious behavior, let alone be completely bombed after tailgating at a college football game. I smell something fishy going on here and Ms. Feldman, her attorney and the crack team of investigative reporters at T.B.T.L will certainly uncover the perpetrator of this crime. I have a pretty good idea where to look for the type of character eager to engage in this type of college drinking and sexual shenanigans .

Ms. Lois K. Feldman is setting the Cougar movement back decades by not owning up to the fact she stalked her prey, baited him and unleashed her own brand of savage lust on his youthful college body. Be proud Lois, accept responsibility and then line up a season ticket package with the Golden Golphers and fill your Cougar den with ripe young men.

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