Tue 23 Dec 2008
Meet Kylee, a Western Michigan junior and proud Bronco cheerleader. When Kylee’s not watching her dad scare off her dates with a shot gun, she’s hula hooping on table tops, swearing uncontrollably.
2008 Time Inc.
Her Dad is a smart man for wielding a weapon. Let’s clarify her S.I. profile:
- Kylee is the crazy cheerleader the whole Western Michigan Bronco football team has dated.
- Kylee dances on tabletops, bars, stages, counters, boats, and helicopters (hoola hoop my ass).
- Kylee likes to show enthusiasm to her dates by screaming obscenities at just the right time.
Give me a ‘F’
Give me an ‘I’
Give me an ‘S’
Give me a ‘T’
Give me an ‘I’
Give me an ‘N’
Give me a ‘G’
What does that spell? Hell, I’ll just show you.
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