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Just…like… Uniblab, robotic kickin’ flab
My flavor be the badder
chitter-chatter
Madder than the Mad Hatter
I bet you my shit come out fatter

Craig Mack

Bassist Donald “Ean” Evans of the Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd has died of cancer at his home in Mississippi.

Lowndes County Coroner Greg Merchant says Evans died Wednesday. He was 48.

A statement posted Thursday on lynyrdskynyrd.com announced Evans’ death “with profound sadness.” It said he had “put up a valiant battle with an aggressive form of cancer.”

Evans was born in Atlanta, but moved to Columbus in eastern Mississippi after marrying his wife, Eva. He joined Lynyrd Skynyrd in 2001 and had been touring regularly with the band until being diagnosed with cancer in 2008, when he cut back on performances with the band.

Survivors include his wife and two daughters.

Funeral arrangements are incomplete.

Source: Fox News

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It’s a sad day for Skynyrd fans. Raise a shot of whiskey this weekend for our fallen brother.

*** Donald ‘Ean’ Evans is not playing base in this clip. I fucking love this song!

The Smoking Gun released the best mugshots of 2008 and I swear the guy with the sweet handlebar moustache is either Kid Rock, or his brother. If you ask me who is cooler, I’m siding with handlebar moustache guy, because not many men have the coconuts to take that look public.

mugshot criminal moustache handlebar classic look style

kid rock laughing smile moustache star mugshot

I’ve thrown together some pics of other notable handlebar moustache guys:

Rollie Fingers

baseball hall fame legend rollie fingers relief pitcher

Snidely Whiplash

evil cartoon villain snidely whiplash

Wyatt Earp

old west sheriff wyatt earp legend

President William Howard Taft

president united states william howard taft moustache

As you can see, the handlebar moustache commands respect and you will acknowledge it’s raw power when confronted.

Britney Spears sure looks sexy on her new album cover, so it begs the question what is sexy? In my opinion it is the allure of innocence with the promise of kinky, anything goes sex. Britney captivated men everywhere with the naive schoolgirl look begging to be ‘educated’ by you as she tied her shirt up and exposed her navel. Britney lost this innocence when she had a mental breakdown and turned into  Sigourney Weaver’s Lt. Ellen Ripley, but on heavy drugs.

As Britney resumes her role as a temptress to all men and women alike, most of us will not forget the erratic behavior of the past, but does this add to her sex appeal or lessen it? I would argue the span of time when Britney went off the deep end and turned psychotic, bashing cars with umbrella’s and flashing her hoonani all over the place resulted in men thinking she is attainable. I would argue further that not only is Britney attainable, but after you coax the naive wide-eyed girl back to your room she would be up for some Gonzo, A2M and reverse Strawberry Shortcake action.

This is the perfect storm of sexiness where innocence collides with naughty and Britney is poised to capitalize on this with her new album ‘Circus’. Then again no one really knows if Britney will appear as the demented clown, or the smoking hot, freakishly flexible chick?

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