Too Broke To Laugh

Overheard at the convention “Yeah Mom, I don’t want Pokemon shit anymore…”

I’ve said it before and I will say it again “Where there is a hot girl, there is a guy sick of banging her” and therein lies the answer to why MMO games, like WarHammer, are so popular and addictive. I will go out on a limb here and say definitively, no guys who regularly pick up women are playing, or will play this game.

I don’t know the demographics for this game, but I bet the 34-99 age level is the most prevelant and that’s because the odds of becoming a level 30 Orc are better than banging a piece of ’strange’. Face it, if your playing, or are considering playing WarHammer you’re married, or a dickbag who couldn’t get a girl with a fist full of fifties in Amsterdam.

I played Ashron’s Call back in the day, but since haven’t picked up on any of these other games and it’s not because I am not interested. I just realize if I start playing Warhammer Online my hand will hurt so bad from clicking all over the place I won’t be able to jerkoff and trust me there is nothing left after you get into this game.

Let the South Park episode on World of War Craft be a lesson to all of you, leave this game to the 12-17 demo, but if you’ve already resigned yourself to a life without any sex, then see you on the battlefield.

My friend LaRose and I used to play Take Two’s classic football game ‘ESPN NFL 2K5′ on Xbox Live and it was great. Those days are long since past as I moved onto Xbox 360 waiting for him to join the revolution, but alas it isn’t happening.

You see LaRose made a horrendous lapse in judgement and brought his whole family to the electronics store and purchased a Wii. Yes I know, a Wii. Now before all you Wii fans start snorting loudly with mucus oozing from your nostrils, I don’t like any game system where the random throttling of your arm can result in victory because there is no way on earth some 5 year old girl can beat me in any game, period!

What does this all mean? No Madden 09, no Xbox Live clash of the titans and no sympathy for LaRose when he realizes what ‘To much family time’ really means.