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Sat 19 Dec 2009

Turn 300 Dollars Into Millions

Posted by obliv1on under Art , Reviews , blog , current affairs
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I am a big fan of the movie District 9. The District 9 movie has an engaging story line, good acting and of course Peter Jackson’s impeccable directing. I’ve always been a dork when it comes to good sci-fi movies and it’s cool when someone with limited resources makes a film which leaves you wanting more.


An unknown producer from Uruguay, Fede Alvarez, shelled out about $300 to create a cool video of a robot invasion in Montevideo, the capital of Uruguay. The four-minute short, “Ataque de Panico!” (Panic Attack) features ginormous (but slow-moving) weapon-wielding robots that blow stuff up.

Well, apparently nothing gets by Hollywood these days. The lucky duck told the BBC, “I uploaded ‘Ataque de Panico!’ on a Thursday and on Monday my inbox was totally full of emails from Hollywood studios.” Long story short, a bidding war ensued. The offer he pocketed: A $30 million deal with Sam “Spiderman” Raimi’s Ghost House Pictures. That’s a nice return on investment.

Source: Yahoo News

Check it out.

If you are sci-fi fan, or just a fan of good movies check out a few of my favorites. Rent the movie with your girlfriend, boyfriend, Mistress, school teacher, pool boy, local MILF, or your dog because these some scary ass films and you might get laid. Leave the dog alone you sick bastard!

Event Horizon

Sunshine

Pitch Black

 

Fri 27 Nov 2009

Wrinkled Clothes Satans Work

Posted by obliv1on under Religion , current affairs , humor
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Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron

METHUEN, Mass.—A Massachusetts woman who recently separated from her husband, had her hours at work cut, and moved into an apartment, says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that “life is going to be good.”

Mary Jo Coady first noticed the image on Sunday when she walked into her daughter’s room.

The brownish residue on the bottom of the iron looks like the face of a man with long hair.

The 44-year-old Coady, who was raised Catholic, and her two college-age daughters agree that the image looks like Jesus and is proof that “he’s listening.”

Coady tells The Eagle-Tribune she hopes her story will inspire others during the holidays. She says she plans to keep the iron in a closet and buy a new one.
Source: Eagle Tribune

Jesus Image Appears

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My side hurts!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice one Mary Jo Coady, you are some kind of kidder. You are kidding right? Oh boy.

 

Fri 20 Nov 2009

Motivation Concealed Behind Zipper

Posted by obliv1on under current affairs , fetish , humor
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California Man Allegedly Paid Teen $31 to Spit in His Face

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — A California man was arrested after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.

Ventura County authorities say the 39-year-old resident of Thousand Oaks, whose name wasn’t released, has made a habit of recruiting boys on MySpace to yell profanities at him, slap him and spit at him.

The teens are male students at Westlake High School, investigators said. The man was booked on a misdemeanor child annoyance charge, then released from Ventura County Jail on a promise to appear in court.

Authorities say several teens also accused the man of offering them money to urinate and defecate on him.

His motive wasn’t clear.
Source: Venture County Star

His motive wasn’t clear? His motive wasn’t clear. Perhaps it was a science experiment, or a socio-economic experiment to determine the depths individuals will descend for money.

This is a tough one. What motivates men to do anything? Let me think.

Motivating Penis Factor

 

Thu 12 Nov 2009

Vagina Extended Warranty Available

Posted by obliv1on under current affairs , humor , sex
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New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’

Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a “shocking” lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.

Research published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology also questions the very notion of aesthetically pleasing genitals.

Labioplasty, as it is known, costs about £3,000 privately and is offered for a variety of reasons: some women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner.

Source: BBC News

What in the world is going on? Labioplasty? I get the breast implants, because nothing is uglier than pancake, or shriveled egg boobs, but the vagina is perfect. Woman take note, it’s not the big labia which resemble Dumbo ears we hate, it’s all the other variables that fuck up the vagina.

Labia Or Elephant Ears

Here is a real man’s guide to vagina offenses and none of them include your meaty labia.

The Smell – The vagina should smell like cotton candy at all times. If you want to know how a vagina should smell visit your local high end strip joint, give the girl a 20 and take a whiff. Remember, everyone loves eating Cotton candy.

Cotton Candy
 

The Hair – I like all vagina styles. The only style which isn’t acceptable is the gypsy moth, or the spider nest.

Spider Nest

gypsy moth nest

Ladies, keep your vagina manicured like the shrubs of a fine estate. As you can see from the image below, it’s not the style, its the presentation. Now go forth and landscape.

Manicured Shrubbery
 

That’s it! Simple. Most men don’t give a shit what the vagina smells, or looks like, or who it is attached to. The next time you are worried about the size of your beef curtains just remember somewhere in the world a guy is mounting a lama because it has a pussy. Just say no to the ‘Designer Vagina’.
 
I would so fuck this lama.

sexy lama

 

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