February 2010


kidnapping in progress

Someone alert the authorities, because this is a complete kidnapping. That guy was probably waiting around like a fucking vulture and pounced when he saw this wounded gazelle stroll by.

True words brother, sing it. Someone pour me a double.

Law Enforcement Official

I salute you Sir, for your belt buckle is so stellar, I barely noticed you pissed yourself.

Big Dick Costume

What type of crazy shenanigans are the locals accustomed to if they don’t flinch at a person wearing a huge dick costume? I bet if the costume were a huge black dick people would be screaming bloody murder and panic would flood the streets.