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September 2009
Monthly Archive
Tue 29 Sep 2009
Fri 25 Sep 2009
What does the Coors Light can and nipples have in common?
First person to answer correctly in the comments section wins a totally spectacular TooBrokeToLaugh t-shirt.
Tue 22 Sep 2009
luck·y (lk)
adj. luck·i·er, luck·i·est
1. Having or attended by good luck. See Synonyms at happy.
2. Occurring by chance; fortuitous.
3. Believed to bring good luck: hoped to draw a lucky number.
bless·ed (blsd) also blest (blst)
adj.
1.
a. Worthy of worship; holy.
b. Held in veneration; revered.
2. Blessed Roman Catholic Church Used as a title before the name of one who has been beatified.
3. Bringing happiness, pleasure, or contentment.
4. blessed Used as an intensive: I don’t have a blessed dime.
It amazes me so many people consider themselves blessed by God when in fact the truth is those people are just lucky to have been born with an opportunity to succeed.
Watch the videos below and understand the differences between being ‘blessed’ as if you are more special than others, as opposed to being lucky for the opportunity you have.
ADJECTIVES
Blessed
Lucky
Tue 22 Sep 2009
‘Gay’ Vultures at Jerusalem Zoo Split Up, Become Fathers Again
After a multiyear romance described as “fiery” and the birth of a baby, a pair of gay vultures at a Jerusalem zoo have reportedly gone back into the closet.
Dashik and Yehuda, who built a love nest and fathered a baby vulture a few years ago, called it quits for the feathery embrace of female vultures — and now they’ve simultaneously fathered new young ones, Haaretz.com reports.
“This is an insane coincidence,” said Michal Erez, head of the birds section at the Jerusalem zoo. “But the spouses of both Yehuda and Dashik laid an egg on the same day, the eggs hatched on the same April day, and the two chicks were exactly the same weight. Their weight can vary between 120 and 200 grams, and I’ve never seen two hatchlings of the exact same weight.”
The national hatching center at the Biblical Zoo receives all eggs laid by vultures in captivity nationwide, as well as those collected in the natural Griffon vulture site in Golan Heights.
“There’s a lack of vultures both in captivity and in the wild, so we decided to increase our reproductive stock,” said Erez.
Source: Fox News
Dashik and Yehuda aren’t gay. The vultures were tired of listening to the squawking of their respective female companions, so they decided to shack up for a while and just relax. Alas, Dashik and Yehuda couldn’t suppress the urges of their bird penises and went back for some bird vagina.
Don’t be despondent advocates for gay animals, trust me, Dashik and Yehuda will end up together again once the females start complaining to them about the size of the nest, leaving dead rodents around and shitting on the nest floor.
I repeat Dashik and Yehuda are no more gay than Heckle and Jeckle and we all know they aren’t, but if you say otherwise, well put up your dukes, so we can engage in some old fashion fist-a-cuffs.