Impressive!

Wed 24 Jun 2009
Impressive!

Wed 24 Jun 2009
Swim Coach in Hot Water After Child Pornography Charge
TAUNTON, Mass. — A North Attleborough man who coached swimming at an area high school as well as a YMCA and private swim club has been arraigned on possession of child pornography charges.
Timothy Kelly was released on $75,000 bail after a not guilty plea was entered on his behalf Tuesday in Taunton District Court.
Prosecutors allege the 38-year-old Kelly had sexually explicit images of children on his computer as well as on DVDs in his apartment.
The Sun Chronicle of Attleboro reports that Kelly was the swim coach at North Attleborough High School, aquatics director at the Attleboro YMCA, and a swim coach at the Bearcroft Swim Club.
Police say there is no evidence that local children were harmed.
Kelly’s lawyer says his client is cooperating with authorities.
Source: Associated Press
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Tim Kelly was a very successful swim coach for North Attleboro High School. Tim was so successful in fact he won the All Scholastic Division 1 Coach of the Year award for Girls Swimming:
All Scholastics 2009
Girls’ swimming
Division 1 Coach of the Year
Tim Kelly, North Attleboro
His Red Rocketeers finished the year with an 8-1 record and a Hockomock League title. Just more of the same for Kelly, who in eight seasons at the helm of his hometown team has led North Attleboro to a 63-12-1 record and five league championships.
Tim’s success at North Attleboro led him to receive an offer from Clark University to join their swim program as an Assistant Coach of the Cougars. Tim’s hiring led current Clark University swim team coach Paul E. Phillips to make the following comments:

Kelly, a native of North Attleboro, Mass., is currently the head coach of the Attleboro YMCA Tsunami swim team and the North Attleboro High School swim squads, where he has led both the boy’s and girl’s teams to three consecutive Bay Colony League Championships.
“Tim is a good friend of mine,” said Phillips. “He is someone that I’ve known for almost 10 years now and he has had a lot of success both at the high school and club level. With his skill and experience, he will be another knowledgeable voice on the pool deck.”
Kelly also guided the North Attleboro boy’s team to a pair of Massachusetts state runner-up appearances (2001-2003) and the girl’s team to a 33 dual-meet unbeaten streak. This marks the first collegiate coaching job for both Poda and Kelly.
I’m guessing Tim Kelly liked to scour the local pools for young ‘new talent’ to recruit for his team. One minute you are so proud of your son, or daughter is being noticed by this big time swim coach and then next you realize it’s because good ole Tim wanted to violate your child every which way to Sunday.
I’m guessing Tim hated shrinkage.
Tue 23 Jun 2009

She’s a maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before
She’s a maniac maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before
Mon 22 Jun 2009
What the hell? One minute you’re driving in your car listening to some Gerry Rafferty and the next a fucking plane is descending on you like some horrifying nightmare.




I don’t feel bad for the pilot because if you swim with the sharks soon enough your ass is going to be bit off. Small planes are fucking dangerous and I’m pretty sure the odds are about 2-1 it will explode in a fiery ball of flames while in the air.
I don’t understand why the person driving the Toyota wasn’t able to get out of the way? Granted I’ve never experienced a plane flying in my direction while I’m driving, but still, I have to think you’d see that fucking thing coming and avoid it somehow. Reminds me of this scene from Austin Powers.