April 2009
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Fri 24 Apr 2009
Wed 22 Apr 2009
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:00pm EST.
The gerbil which vanished up Richard Gere’s ass some 15 years ago has reappeared hungry, but in good spirits.
Wed 22 Apr 2009
The acting chief financial officer of Freddie Mac was found dead in his home Wednesday morning of an apparent suicide, Fairfax, Va., police have confirmed to FOX News.
Kellermann, a 16-year veteran of the mortgage loan guarantor, was discovered by his wife, who found him in the basement. The two have a young daughter.
Fairfax police spokeswoman Mary Anne Jennings said police were called to the Northern Virginia home outside Washington, D.C., in the early morning hours. A call came in at 4:48 a.m. ET.
Source: Fox News
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Tue 21 Apr 2009
Jackal Aggressive Towards Old Hyena
Posted by obliv1on under current affairs , humor , sexNo Comments
A 52-year-old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer to help make ends meet was attacked on her first day by a jealous co-worker armed with a stiletto shoe, police said.
The altercation occurred Friday night at Club 1245 at 1245 E. Tallmadge Ave., according to Akron police.
The victim received multiple cuts to her face that were treated at a local hospital with seven staples, police said. She has refused to discuss the incident with detectives.
Police said the victim needed extra money and got the job with the help of a friend. Friday was her first day, and as she walked into the basement dressing room, she was attacked by a co-worker armed with the shoe, police said.
”The other girls were upset she was there and said, ‘We don’t need any more dancers around here,’ ” Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said.
A dancer then took her high-heeled shoe and began striking the rookie stripper in the face, police said. The victim was taken to Akron General Medical Center, where nurses contacted police.
The victim left the emergency room before police arrived. Edwards said the dancer did not want to make a report. However, hospital officials are obligated under Ohio law to report the assault.
The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.
Source: Ohio Beacon
I know it is a recession and people are doing things they never thought imaginable, but a 52 year old stripper? If this 52 year old stripper isn’t the twin sister of Christie Brinkley then the local government of Ohio should shutter the doors of that establishment for public health reasons, mainly preservation of hard-ons and eyesight.
I’m not sure the owner of Club 1245 understands how strip joints work. The goal is to make men want to throw dollars, get lap dances and spend way to much on their credit cards only to have to conceal this fact from their wives. Pushing a 52 year old Hyena onto the stage and having men vomit in there 10 dollar beer is not how it works.