I’m starting a new segment here on T.B.T.L where I recommend a movie , you watch it and then realize how fucking awesome I am at picking movies. I will never recommend a movie like ‘Max Payne’ because if I ever find the Director (Smug Asshole) I’m going to ram a razor blade popsicle up his ass, wait for it to melt and then pull the stick out. Yes I hated ‘Max Payne’ that much!
In Bruges is a great movie. In fact it was my favorite movie of 2008 and I watch an ass load of movies. It’s a disturbing dark comedy with Colin Farrell (don’t, just don’t), Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes.
I’m not going to give you a synopsis about the movie because I’m not fucking Roger Ebert, but if this segment is going to work you will have to trust me. Watch the trailer below and then rent the movie.
A British vacationer is being hailed a hero after he thwarted gun-toting pirates attacking a cruise ship — by throwing a deck chair at them.
Wyn Rowlands was celebrating his 62nd birthday with a dream cruise on board the MSC Melody near the Seychelle Islands when he spotted armed pirates in a speedboat trying to clamber on to the vessel.
Quick-thinking Wyn, a retired engineer from Bangor-on-Dee, picked up a deck-chair and flung it down at the gang before raising the alarm.
The ship’s captain, Ciro Pinto, was then able to out-manoeuvre the pirates to prevent them boarding the cruise ship. Source: Fox News
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What has become of the fearsome pirate? Is there no committee reviewing wanna be pirates? An elderly guy hurls a freaking deck chair at some pirates and that is enough to prevent an attack? I not only cry bull-shit on this one, but I am screaming BULL-SHIT! These are not your fathers pirates.
I’ve heard of pirates like the fellows scared off by the likes of Wyn Rowlands and they aren’t the snaggle tooth, foul smelling, scallywag, back stabbing, two timing, eat barnacles and drink rot gut liquor type of pirates. Oh no, these pirates are an entirely different breed.
“My entire life I was pro-choice — who was I to tell another woman what she could or couldn’t do with her body? But when I was 18, I became a Christian and I dove into the medical books, I dove into science,” Ireland told Tarts while promoting her insightful new book “Real Solutions for Busy Mom: Your Guide to Success and Sanity.”
Ireland also asserted that she believes “no justification is adequate” (for an abortion) unless another the mother’s life is in danger.
The committed Christian and devoted mother even dedicated the chapter “Faith & Your Family” in her new book to her foundations in Christianity and believes that this is what’s missing from so many American families today.
“You have to figure out your own values and why you have them. People are going to try and push and pull at your convictions, so you have to have boundaries and put them in place,” she said.
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Hey Kathy? Hello? You’re a moron. Your entire career was predicated on your looks not your brains, so spare us your revelation.
Just because you’ve found Jesus, learned to read and apparently located the key to the Twinkie drawer doesn’t mean we want to hear what you have to say.
The days when you were 21 and men would listen to you ramble on and on are long over. Shut up already!
The only sane comment she makes in this video is the fact she is a slow learner, or as I like to call it incredibly stupid.
This video speaks for itself and should remind all of us why listening to Kathy is a very bad idea.
