Allegra Rose Dahlquist, 17, of Cary North Carolina sits in an adult jail charged with being an accomplice to murdering her 18 year old classmate, Matthew Silliman. Dahlquist’s attorney, Joe Chesire, spoke briefly about her admission of guilt and how she is having a difficult time in jail.
She’s in adult jail. Her whole world is gone. Emotionally, she’s a little girl who rode horses and helped with a pet-sitting service. She’s not a bad person.
If Mr. Cheshire’s child was murdered by Allegra Dahlquist and her band of lunatic friends, Drew Logan Shaw, 16, Ryan Patrick Hare, 18, and Aadil Shahid Khan, 17, all of Apex, North Carolina would he still feel she was not a ‘bad kid’? I know an attorney is supposed to defend a person, the person’s character and moral standings, but to flat out say the girl is not a ‘bad person’ is irresponsible. Allega Dahlquist and her ‘friends’ drugged Matthew Silliman, beat him on the head with hammer, tied him up and suffocated him, but she is having a hard time in jail and isn’t a bad person.
This isn’t going to end well for anyone involved, but unlike Silliman who won’t ever have another chance, Dahlquist can hope Mr. Cheshire, a high powered attorney who was the defense lawyer in the Duke Lacrosse rape case involving Crystal Mangum can somehow get her off the hook. Personally I think Allegra, despite being named after a seasonal allergy medication (who the fuck names their kid this) can work the innocent girl in jail scenario to her advantage and I for one would fully support that endeavor.
Sondra Fortunato went to Giants Stadium last week wearing a Santa Claus outfit, a tiara, fishnet stockings, a bathing suit bottom and high-heeled boots.
She also had a suitcase and two 11-by-17 signs reading “Go Giants” and “Have a No Guns Christmas,” referring to the team’s wide receiver shooting himself in the leg.
She insists nothing naughty was showing even though she’s “well-endowed.” As the middle-aged woman puts it, “You couldn’t even see my underwear.”
The Giants apparently saw it another way.
Security escorted her out, saying signs and baggage weren’t allowed and telling her to cover up because there were children present. She figures other women “got jealous and complained.” Fox News 2008
The Giants win a Super Bowl and all of a sudden management sits in judgement of their fans. The star player of the Giants, Plaxico Burress shoots himself in the leg while his friend, another Giants football player, Antonio Pierce attempts a cover up, but Pierce keeps playing and Burress is a millionaire. Super cougar Sondra Fortunato arrives at Giants stadium dressed festively and is turned away for not being ‘family friendly‘. Is this professional football, or the Kentucky Derby?
Osi Umenyiora is alleged to have paid a ‘model’ a few grand, so he could drop a duce on her chest, but he can walk right through the door at Giants stadium. Selita Ebanks, Osi’s new girlfriend could surely dispel this rumor, but her silence speaks volumes towards her being cool with the scat. I’m not sure if Osi is a turd farmer dropping his crops on fertile model soil, but where there’s smoke, there’s usually some dude lighting a match in the bathroom.
I’m guessing if young Sondra showed up at Giants stadium she would be welcomed with open arms, but not anymore and this stinks worse than Osi’s last date. Damn you Giants, damn you to hell!
There is a moment when someone is telling you a joke and like a gunslinger putting bullets in the chamber, you too load up your smile, so you can erupt in laughter at just the right time. If the person is looking at you as they tell the joke you have no choice but to load up the awkward smile and hope you don’t have to fire off a similarly strained laugh, or worse holster back the smile as the whole room feels the strain of a joke gone bad.
This is precisely why I never look at the person telling the joke. Every joke teller zeros in on one person daring enough to voluntarily load up the awkward smile, but that person will never be me, because I never make eye contact during a joke. We’ve all been there, it sucks and that is why joke telling should be left to the professionals, because there is nothing more pathetic than an awkward smile joke gone bad.
