December 2008


Members of a church in Kansas City, Mo., are protesting the secularization of Christmas by dressing like Jesus at their jobs, malls and restaurants.

Pastor Kelly Lohrke advised parishioners of the Praise Chapel Christian Fellowship to wear at minimum a crown of thorns and a sash or robe during the week leading up to Christmas.

A lot of businesses and people are saying that they have to say, ‘Happy Holidays’ and ‘Season’s Greetings’,….They’re not allowed to say ‘Merry Christmas…It makes us upset because that is the holiday and it goes against our freedom of speech.

2008 FOX News Network, LLC

Just as Lohrke and his group of followers fail to grasp the concept there is more than one religion celebrated during the month of December they apparently fail to realize it is just plain rude and uncaring to assume, or ignore this fact when speaking to a stranger, or a friend who might not celebrate Christmas.

Would you offer this man pictured above a ‘Merry Christmas’ if you passed him in the streets of a foreign country? If you answer yes you are lying and if you answer no it is because it is far easier to hide behind the safety of the U.S. where freedom of religion is taken for granted and saying ‘Merry Christmas’ without regard is justified by the majority. It is far to often the people who claim their religion is being stifled because they can’t say ‘Merry Christmas’ that are intolerant of other religions.

 

The reason for this behavior is simple, it’s because ultra religious people are blind to their own misguided attempt to salvage their life by immersing it in God and casting judgement on others when they don’t agree. Pastor Lohrke is irresponsible to make the claims he does on this video and he should be forced to provide documented proof of these so-called ‘miracles’.

Why did God not save the thousands of US troops who died in Iraq, but instead found it necessary to provide a miracle to the followers of the Praise Chapel Christian Fellowship church?

Why doesn’t God heal the many children dying of cancer at the Dana Farber Center, but rather choose to heal people in attendance at the Praise Chapel Christian Fellowship church?

Why did God allow a Syro-Orthodox priest to be killed in Baghdad, in the Christian neighbourhood of Zayiuna, but instead choose to shrink tumors and worked miracles at the Praise Chapel Christian Fellowship church?

I will tell you why and it is because God didn’t do anything at the Praise Chapel Christian Fellowship church and Pastor Kelly Lohrke is just another crook in a long line of false prophets.

Meet Kylee, a Western Michigan junior and proud Bronco cheerleader. When Kylee’s not watching her dad scare off her dates with a shot gun, she’s hula hooping on table tops, swearing uncontrollably.
2008 Time Inc.

 

Her Dad is a smart man for wielding a weapon. Let’s clarify her S.I. profile:

- Kylee is the crazy cheerleader the whole Western Michigan Bronco football team has dated.

- Kylee dances on tabletops, bars, stages, counters, boats, and helicopters (hoola hoop my ass).

- Kylee likes to show enthusiasm to her dates by screaming obscenities at just the right time.

Give me a ‘F’
Give me an ‘I’
Give me an ‘S’
Give me a ‘T’
Give me an ‘I’
Give me an ‘N’
Give me a ‘G’

What does that spell? Hell, I’ll just show you.

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What is the vegetarian word for BULLSHIT? How else can anyone describe the new PETA campaign picture of Khloe Kardashian (above), much larger sister of Kim Kardashian. To call Khloe much larger is an understatement and to understand just how huge Khloe is, is to bare witness to the enormity of Kim’s ass (below and yes I do love it) and realize it is at least ten sizes smaller than Khloe’s.

Khloe is in the blue dress and Kim is in the black. If every stroke of the photoshop wand was akin to a butchers cleaver, Khloe would have massacred millions of tiny little bunnies.  Shame on you PETA for killing defenseless bunnies!


When was the last time you saw a vegetarian stretch out a dress like that? I think Khloe went to the Homer Simpson diet center.

The Smoking Gun released the best mugshots of 2008 and I swear the guy with the sweet handlebar moustache is either Kid Rock, or his brother. If you ask me who is cooler, I’m siding with handlebar moustache guy, because not many men have the coconuts to take that look public.

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I’ve thrown together some pics of other notable handlebar moustache guys:

Rollie Fingers

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Snidely Whiplash

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Wyatt Earp

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President William Howard Taft

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As you can see, the handlebar moustache commands respect and you will acknowledge it’s raw power when confronted.

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