Too Broke To Laugh

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

Remember you’re not having a heart attack, it’s just your insides trying to rip through your blubbery skin after you consumed one to many pieces of cherry cobbler.

Let the farting commence.

A Mujahid is a Muslim involved in a jihad, who is fighting in a war or involved in any other struggle.

The plural is Mujahideen^.

Nice little picture for you:

I will use it in a sentence.

Islam is not a religion of peace as the Mujahideen have showed the world time and time again. The latest are the friendly Islamic men who call themselves the Deccan Mujahideen.

The name Deccan is an anglicised form of the Prakrit word dakkhin, itself derived from the Sanskrit word dakṣiṇa- (Sanskrit: दक्षिण), meaning ‘South’.^[4].

Another warm and fuzzy picture:

I will use it in another sentence.

Islam is not a religion of peace and neither are the savages who promote its intolerance such as the Deccan Mujahideen.

History 101:

The early beginnings of Islam in India were limited to the coastal waters of the subcontinent. The Arabs arrived by sea and settled in Sind, now part of Pakistan, and also along the regions north of Bombay and at the tip of southern India. These events took place in the early eighth century A.D. As most of these Arabs traded, India remained undisturbed until the Afghans descended into the plains of Hindustan in the tenth and eleventh centuries. All the same, Islamic art made little impact beyond Delhi, where the Sultanate was established and where some of its architectural remains can still be seen. Late into the thirteenth century the Muslims suddenly seemed to gain control of northern India and by the fourteenth century, their presence was felt as far south as the Deccan plateau.

Thought you might enjoy a little propaganda video while the body count rises in India.

Christmas is under attack, or so a group of folks in Patchogue, NY would lead you to believe since their beloved Christmas boat parade was renamed to the Holiday boat parade, or some shit like that. The mayor, a Roman Catholic and the town’s elected officials decided calling it a ‘Christmas’ parade wasn’t thoughtful of other religious beliefs, so they dropped the Christmas part.

Former Congressman Felix Grucci owns a fireworks company which previously co-sponsored the event by donating thousands of dollars in fireworks, but since the name change has rescinded the offer. It’s his company, Grucci is a Roman Catholic and obviously felt slighted by dropping Christmas, so he took his fireworks and went home. I have no problem if Grucci wants to be a dickface and prevent little kids from seeing fireworks, but I have a major problem with the so-called ‘Christians’ of the town blaming the Jews for the name change.

Fact is Patchogue, NY is primarily composed of non-religious people, possibly even ATHEISTS, roughly 24%, according to a 2007 census, so it’s just as likely any one of these people complained which led to the name change.

67.97% of the people in Patchogue, NY are religious, meaning they affiliate with a religion. 51.73% are Catholic; 6.89% are Protestant; 0.16% are LDS; 1.27% are another Christian faith; 7.05% in Patchogue, NY are Jewish; 0.02% are an eastern faith; 0.86% affilite with Islam.

The fine ‘Christian’ folks in Patchoque, however, view things differently and have let their voices be heard on various forums throughout the web. Here are a couple of excerpts from some obvious scholars, or otherwise educated theologians who I am certain remember Jesus, their Lord and savior, was a Jew.

Christmas was always a big holiday and growing up I never having monorahs, and if you have a tree you need a memorahs. They never cared and now all of a sudden the jews are trying to make this such a big thing. Give me a break. Also, I’m tired of saying Happy Holidays and from now everyone should say Merry Christmas. Channah was never a big deal and now they are trying to make it into one. Enough the jews should be happy after christmas they are in Florida counting all the money made on Christmas b/c half of them own stores.
anonymous Huntington Station, NY

Jews, LIBs, and homosexuals are taking our religion and country with the help of LIB educational institutions who brainwash our children!!
Mr America Huntington Station, NY

The ferocity of attacks on Christian holidays over the last 10 years by Jews and their Hollywood Homosexual allies is becoming as comparable, and historical, as their slaughter of “Our Savoir” Jesus Christ, 2000 years ago!!
Average White Band Huntington Station, NY

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! Celbrate Christmas with a great meal, do something nice for a neighbor, hug your wife and kids, visit your old friends, watch a great old black & white movie, go caroling in the neigborhood, anything but give in to the seculalrlists, the money grubbing skells that are hell bent on destroying what little we have left in this country.
ckck Jarrettsville, MD

My main problem isn’t with Grucci, who by the way received a bankroll from a Republican Jewish group during his bid for a Congressional seat, but with all the morons who supported his position by bashing the shit out of everyone who doesn’t feel how they do. If ckck from Jarrettsville, MD, actually read a book, or finished High School he might realize our founding fathers were all secularists and it is the very reason for separation of church and state.

As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion…
John Adams, 1797

Is it any surprise in Patchogue, NY only less than a quarter of the population completed any higher education? I guess it isn’t any wonder why we should expect comments any less thought provoking than what we received from the fine ‘Christians’ of Patchogue, NY. I ask you Patchoque, are you any different than the radical Islamists who shout hatred when their religion is ‘insulted’ and finally what would Jesus do?

I’m thankful for being born in American where even the most dilapidated trailer, or ghetto high rise is a palace compared to this place. I’m going to sit on my porch tonight with a drink and cigar, look up into the sky and personally thank the flying spaghetti monster for my good fortune.

If one of my wishes comes true this woman would be magically transported to this hell hole covered in turkey and gravy. My other wish is for my penis to shrink so I don’t have to buy custom made pants. Damn you genetics!